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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:33

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?